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So somehow I ended up with two gifts for rainbowbridge, lol. I'm floored by that--I'm never that lucky, and both of the fics that are for meeee mine mine mine ♥ ♥ (/possessive creepiness) are so awesome and hilarious and they star my absolute favorites and I want to pimp them out so bad and I seriously can't get over how hilarious and fun they both are so here, have the links and go read and enjoy if JE is your thing. The first is AU and stars Nakamaru and Junno and Sho and Nakai and Taichi and there are animatronic murdering sharks and Sakamoto being insane and hilarity and childish pranks and and and EEEE. The second is no less hilarious but about half the length and involves Yoko making Junno pay up for coming up with the 'Iriguchi deguchi Taguchi desu!' gag he uses all the time and Junno is evil and Yoko thinks he's evil and I just. Crying.

I want to know who they are so I can shower them with love D: because both fics are so great D: